1993 (USA)
Donald G. Jackson
Robert Z'Dar ... Sam Hell
Denice Duff ... Dr. Spangle
Kelsey ... Commander Toty
Michael Robert Nyman ... Frog
Linda Singer ... Nurse Cloris
Lou Ferrigno ... Ranger John Jones
I know the question on all my fan's minds, "Why do you subject yourself to such bad movies!?" The answer is simple. Because I like bad movies! I'd take an honest attempt to make a film by a dedicated autor long before I'd watch some of Hollywood's pablum.
However, maybe it's because I've built up an immunity to bad movies. But every now and then I encounter a new strain of badness in film. Something so awful, so horrible that I fall prey to it's symptoms and have no natural defenses against it.
I'm feeling ill already, so I better get on with this. Return to Frogtown. The acid reflux is already beginning to creep up my throat. The blurb for this movie says, this movie teaches children morals by setting an example. This is a lie. This person should be fired because they obviously could not stomach this movie and LIED IN THE BLURB. This is not a children's movie and if you think having sex with women you just met, that is OF A DIFFERENT SPECIES THEN YOU is moral then you have problems.
Okay Frogtown is really just another B movie blooper that tried to cash in on the success of it's B movie predecessor, Hell comes to frogtown. Instead it's just an hour and a half of well nonsense really. It was so bad that I suffered real pain. I think it was trying to cash in on the success of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but with frogs instead. They often bad mouth turtles in this movie. At one point they sing this song, it is so bad, that goes...(read at own risk)
"Meaner and greener/talking turtle TV dinner/meaner and greener/the way its gotta be." The lyrics are so bad and the music so bad that...hold on...
Ok I'm back. I was just physically ill just thinking about it. Also in this movie as I previously hinted upon. A man has sex with a frogwoman. "You ever made it with a greener before?" she asks. This is disgusting. I hated this movie so much but I finished it dammit! I hope I built up an immunity to movies this bad.
