1978 (UK)
Norman J. Warren
Barry Stokes ... Anders
Sally Faulkner ... Josephine
Glory Annen ... Jessica
Sandy Chinney ... Sandy
The only reason I'd watch a movie this horrible is because I see it as some kind of sick challenge. I can sit through some of the worst movies that were ever made and still emerge with a smile on my face, like somebody that's been punched in the face so many times that they enter a painless euphoria. Well, this only applies to pre-Clinton era movies. There's a new strain in horrible cinema that even I can't stomach.
This movie also goes by the name, Alien Prey, mostly because they realized that Prey was just a horrible movie name because it told us nothing about the movie. Of course considering the movie, that's probably for the best.
This movie has one and ONLY one redeeming factor. The two leading ladies are lesbians. But they couldn't even get that right, as only one of them is hot! The other looks like Ellen Degenerate on a bad day. And don't expect any action, heavy petting, or even kissing between these two "love birds." Not that you'd even want to see that considering how fugley the one looks.
Therefore you have no reason to watch this movie. Unless you want to see horrible scenery, hear horrible acting, and watch three people wallow around in a oil slick for 3 hours. Yes, let me get to that, there's a point where the alien begins to drown so the gals try to save him. They wallow in the mud, water, oil, or whatever the heck it's supposed to be for about 10 minutes. That's 10 minutes real time, we get the pleasure of watching this 10 minutes slowed down to a snails pace so it pretty much lasts for the whole movie. Or at least it feels like it, I don't know.
Just when you thought this disgusting waste of celluloid could damage Earth's reputation abroad no further...it does. The gals...*grimace...dress the alien up as a women. With make-up, a wig, the whole nine-yards. I should also mention that this movie only has three characters. The two lezzies and the alien. That's it! You see, this is a tribute to the chamber plays such as Igmar Bergman's four character Through a Glass Darkly...No it's not. Who am I trying to kid, it's just garbage.
Do yourself a favor, add ten years to your life, do not watch this movie!
