Xenomovies

Hellooooo Xenomovies viewers! The object of this blog is to bring your attention to a hilarious youtube comedian, Grumpymoparman. He puts out about 5 vlogs a week which are not only hilarious, but educational as well! He works for the CIA as a grout installer and is currently dating 19 supermodels. He also vlogs occasionally for justpeople100, so be sure to check him out there as well.

He recently featured me in a couple videos; in the first he answers a few very important questions, in the second he rags on me as sort of an inside joke, that even I didn’t get. But that’s only the brilliance of the man.

Hello Xenomovies viewers! (ARE THERE ANY XENOMOVIES VIEWERS?) Well, anyway, wanted to let you know that I’ll have some more reviews and video clips up in the future, I’ve been working on other things for the time being. (THEY DON’T CARE) Some of the reviews are on the short side and were hastily written, so sorry for the unprofessionalism there, but I will rewrite them as time warrants. Oh yeah, I’d like to add some more things like cool cast of characters, still-frames from the movies, and technical information about the films. (THEY’VE PROBABLY STOPPED READING BY NOW) So, keep checking out the site, hopefully I’ve turned you on to some movies that will haunt you for the rest of your days.

Movie Review Page

Yes, it doesn’t count for much, but as an American that supports Serbia in light of it’s recent mistake of acknowledging Kosovo as an independent country I felt I should post this.

I have done a bit of work on the site and plan on doing quite a bit more. I have recreated the movie list and it is now less cluttered and more user friendly as well as more aesthetically presentable. Besides putting up more reviews and movie clips, which is sure to happen, I’d like to next improve the backgrounds and overall layout of the site.

New reviews include Candy, Bugsy Malone, Body Fever, and Welcome to the Dollhouse. You can check out the list

Here

Also, my youtube account has a lot more film clips as I upload them there first. So if you’re a big fan of the movies(who isn’t?) you may want to check that out. Xenomovies Youtube Channel

War out ya’ll.

Well, I did it. The review and video clips for The Apple are finally up. Why oh why am I so cruel to subject you to this? Why…

The Apple Review

Do you want to see clips from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, directed by Russ meyer and penned by Roger Ebert? Do ya!?!?!

Well, do ya?!?!

Yo yo yo, homies yo! Da bizzy bizzle is dis: New reviews. New videos.

Dis shit will blow yo mind.

Here is a link to the list of movies. There is only one review right now, for Samurai Cop. I will add others later.

List of Movies

First: I would like to change the subheading from: “Just another WordPress blog” to: The best WordPress blog. Anybody that knows how to do that should contact me with this information.

Second: Saboteurs have made it impossible for me to upload my precious cargo, to wit,weird movie reviews. When these thugs are brought to justice the list of weird movies will begin to run freely and populate the galaxy, subsequently 0verpolulating it forcing me to destroy them all in Earth’s volcanoes.

Third: There is no third as of yet.